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RAWALPINDI: COAS Ashfaq Kayani is already known to make his nearby khaki slaves harbour lumps of sugar for dessert. They say that with a mere clap, a khaki hidden behind trees or doors hurriedly rushes and replenishes Kayani’s hands with sugar lumps and cigars. But DG ISI Shuja Pasha tops it all off with his cocaine addiction. The shady shah of shariah shelter, stocks lumps of cocaine in his pocket to power up his cigars and cigarettes.   Pasha admitted “bad habits die hard, but childhood habits are even more difficult to get rid off!”

The Naughty Boys: Ashfaq Parvez Kayani and Ahmed Shuja Pasha

The ISPR announced that the Taliban have recognised Pasha’s expertise and have appointed him as brand ambassador for their poppy plantation. ISPR