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RAWALPINDI: Syed Zaid Zaman Hamid, khalifa of Yousaf Kazzab, has announced that ‘Muslim Showers’ are ‘UnIslamic’ and a conspiracy against the Muslim World. He said that the fact that the Western World used “disgusting” toilet paper instead of Muslim Showers, showed that it was a Jewish Conspiracy to defame the righteous. He said “earthen pots and lotas should be reintroduced to awaken the old shit, I mean the old spirit. We should not be dictated by the west! Muslim Showers should be banned!” He lamented that “jab mein lotey se potty dho sakta hun, tou Muslim Shower kyun use karun?” ISPR