LAHORE: The governor, in a fit of rage during a press conference, said that we needed to boost tourism, and the best way to do this was by battling extremism. He felt that ‘sexifying’ the names of places in the country would attract more tourists. He said that Sunderdas Road would be named SunderAss Road, as it ran directly behind the Punjab Governor House and Pakistan School of Fashion Design (older branch).
He said that other roads and places of interest in the city would also be renamed to reflect a liberal Pakistan. A 24h hour hotline will be established to welcome suggestions from the masses. PID