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Hakeem Sulaiman inspecting a patient

AZADI CHOWK, LAHORE: Forget being green-fingered, gardening fans could soon be blue-fingered after Al Mashoor FM 103 RJ Hakeem Sulaiman, of Azadi Chowk Dawakhana fame, has suggested using viagra for wilting flowers suggested the sex drug Viagra could perk-up their foliage. On his radio show ‘Hakeem Sulaiman Day Tibbi Mashwaray’ with the horny Saima Jee, Hakeem Sulaiman said chemicals in the little blue pill can stop flowers from drooping.

“Picture this, a vase a wilting cut flowers drop in a standard Viagra tablet.  Hey presto, it stiffens up your blooms a treat,” he said. “Now it actually only needs 1 mg of an standard 50 mg tablet to do this but it does re-stiffen the blooms in a vase, believe it or not. “If you’ve got wilting blooms, a touch of Viagra and it re-stiffens your blooms for another day or so.” Hakeem Sulaiman said that he was an animal lover and didn’t experiment any medicine on animals. He said that Saima Jee was the best lab rat one could have, and viagra was the main reason behind her excitement on the show.
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